The Whole World's A Stage: I JUST GOT BACK FROM THE ER... I BROKE MY ARM!!!!

Quoting Quotes...

"Excuse me, professor, is that hotdog or hamburger style?"

"Hello from Earth! We're the third rock from that sun over there! COME FIND US!"

"Do not mess with people who handle your food."

"There's rabid monkeys in here somewhere!"

"We can send middle schoolers to the moon AND the inside of the earth!"

"The bathrooms were closed. I had to walk all the way to LCA to go to the bathroom!"

"He's like jet-packing down the street!"

"Romeo is stupid, and Juliet is stupider!"

"I'm gonna duck tape you to that chair!"

"So, I've been watching you eat for like the last ten minutes..."

"I'm up; I'm just asleep!"

"Um, can I go to the bathroom? I think I have a chip in my pants..."